December 14, 2006
I was listening to the radio the other day, and one of the guys was saying how much he believes in using baby wipes after he drops a deuce. His rationale was that we treat babies’ butts like they’re worth more than gold, but we’re often content with wiping our butts with stuff that resembles sandpaper. We shouldn’t treat ourselves so poorly. He was so convinced of the benefits of baby wipes that he’s basically become an adult baby wipe evangelist. Another guy on the radio show agreed. He said wiping can sometimes be like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet. He confessed that he was quoting someone else when he said this, but, ah, what a wonderful analogy.