Squeaker

April 26, 2006

The ability of the human anus to produce various sounds is remarkable. Some sounds are so loud, you wouldn’t believe they came out of such a small opening. Others are so melodic, they bring tears to the eye.

I was in the bathroom a little while ago, and I farted. But it wasn’t a normal fart. It was a multi-pitch fart. It started out low-pitch, then moved around and ended on a really high note. It was a squeaker. It brought such joy to my life that I’d like to tell the whole world about it.

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5 Responses to “Squeaker”

  1. happychick Says:

    And to think I’ve been checking your blog for this…. No, I’m kidding. Never been much into farting myself, but hey, I like fairies. I’m glad you have something to obsess about too. x

  2. Sandra Says:

    he should read adams post on flatulance.

  3. jericbilo Says:

    i love this blog already

  4. Mayang Says:

    farthing and loving this blog… 😉

  5. Jake Says:

    I knew someone who could hit an e-flat at will. I often thought how interesting it would to write a Symphony For The Anus; opera singers do amazing things with the throat and mouth, why not the anus?
    It would give a new meaning to “classically trained”, as in “potty”.

    It couldn’t be worse than people who do that annoying thing by rubbing the rims of glasses with different amounts of water.


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