April 26, 2006
The ability of the human anus to produce various sounds is remarkable. Some sounds are so loud, you wouldn’t believe they came out of such a small opening. Others are so melodic, they bring tears to the eye.
I was in the bathroom a little while ago, and I farted. But it wasn’t a normal fart. It was a multi-pitch fart. It started out low-pitch, then moved around and ended on a really high note. It was a squeaker. It brought such joy to my life that I’d like to tell the whole world about it.