April 14, 2006
Sometimes I’ll be sitting at work and I’ll suddenly feel an unbelievably immediate need to poop. There’s no warning. No time to prepare. It’s just all of a sudden. It doesn’t happen everyday, and it hasn’t happened in a little while mainly (I think) because I don’t drink coffee everyday like I used too. It happens so suddenly that I almost have to run to the bathroom. Then when I get in the bathroom, I have to struggle to pull my pants down as fast as possible. I’m surprised I make it.