Orange through a straw
March 30, 2006
Sometimes my poop feels so big, it’s like squeezing an orange through a straw. It amazes me that it actually manages to come out. I have to pretty much run to the bathroom, and after I frantically pull my pants down, the poop comes. But it feels like it’s stretching me to the point of rippage. I wouldn’t be too surprised if I died on the toilet.