March 21, 2006
I like to poop alone. In fact, I will almost never poop unless I’m alone. If I walk into a public bathroom and somebody’s already pooping in a stall, I won’t poop alongside them. I’m just not comfortable with that. I think it’s weird. Many people seem to disagree with me: If I’m pooping in a stall, they’ll come right next to me and poop away. That really pisses me off. It used to happen all the time in college. There were 6 stalls, but for some reason, everyone used the same one (though not at the same time). In other words, if a person walked into the bathroom, they would always go to stall number 6. Without fail. But sometimes I would poop in stall number 5, and the people would still go in stall number 6. What ever happened to common decency? Can’t a person poop alone? In one of my college dorms, there was a tiny little single-person bathroom for the girls to use, because it was an all-guys dorm. I used to use that bathroom to poop in because there was no chance of someone being near me. It was my little comfort zone. I wish my job had a “poop alone” stall. That would be stellar.