March 20, 2006
I’ll be quite honest: I don’t like washing my hands after I go to the bathroom. If I stand at a urinal and pee without getting any on my hands, why should I wash them? Yeah sure my genitals are “dirty”, but how much of that “dirt” is really all that bad? I take a shower every day. Yeah sure there are some really gross germs on the flusher, but what’s the big deal? When I actually do wash my hands, I just sprinkle some cold water on the tips of my fingers. This is mainly to give the illusion that I’m washing my hands. In reality, how much can cold water actually do? Waiting for warm water usually takes some time … time I’m not willing to waste to wait for a water heater to spit out warm water. Plus, cold water is uncomfortable … because it’s cold. And let’s face it: I’m all about me. I don’t want to be uncomfortable. So I’m gonna continue not washing my hands.